Tim Gling

I would like to show him my cardboard tube collection. I have many of different sizes and some are made in the orient. I can tell by the quality of cardboard and bits of flesh within the woodfiber. When I hold the tubes up to my ears, one for each ear, I can hear thunderstorms on Venus. Once mother caught the sofa on fire and I didn’t hera her screams since I was in deep conversation with Gilrod who lives on Saturn. Some tubes come from old Christmas wrap while others are toilet paper tubes.

I asked mother if I could meet you. She said, ”#$ ^{no, that son of a x%x would touch my} x%x%$ and force me to &^$ x%x$! Can’t you tell by that #$%x%x eating smile?”

He is nice.

He sent me a message that said he doesn’t bite unless I ask him to bite.

I have lots of ornaments.

I have a boat and an elephant and a shire horse and a picture of my mother and a lady holding a baby that is carved out of wood and another elephant and a china dog and a skeleton money box and a hook to put my keys on that is also shaped like a key.

I will share these things but only to look at because they are F-ragile with a capital F.

You own lovely clothes.

he is not afraid to ask for help. and he needs friends. i am friendly.

and he said i have a nice chin.